Relationship 201: What Goes On Behind Closed Doors Stays Behind Closed Doors

Continuing in the relationship series.....

There are things that one should and should not do when in the bedroom. I have decided to discuss bedroom ettiquette (I think that is spelled correctly). Bedroom ettiquette is extremely important. If the right things are not done, they can ruin the mood. Some like soft jazz or R&B music. Others like complete silence. Some enjoy foreplay with strawberries, whip cream and chocolate syrup. Some do not. Whatever works for you is what counts. The key is making it work for you. All of these things fall under ettiquette. They do because one must know what they want and how they are going to do whatever it is they are going to do. I started to remove myself from writing this considering how one sex is such a touchy subject to some individuals. There is this what goes on behind closed doors stays behind closed doors attitude. But given the fact that I am on this relationship discussion kick - I thought why not. Yesterday, a friend of mine informed me of a friend of hers, which is a female, informed her that she was in the proces of receiving oral sex from a guy and she got to the climactic point and thought she was climaxing, however, she was peeing. So the guy ended up with urine in the mouth. That is bad bedroom ettiquette. Use the bathroom before deciding to hop in the sack. The female then decided to buy the guy flowers as to make up for the ammonia breath he had after going down on her. I was informed that female bladders do not shut off like they do in the male. It's the luck of the draw when performing oral sex on a female. You never know what might end up in your mouth. Personal hygiene is also important. It is important both for males and females to cleanse thoroughly with soap. There are many to choose from: Zest, Lever 2000, Dial, etc. The last thing anyone wants to do is to smell your stuff when you are about to engage in knockin boots (H-Town reference there). Funky private parts are not what's good in the streets. My other friend, DeAndrea says that there is something about a woman's private parts when she ain't scrub-a-dub-dubbed down there - it's the most funky thing on earth and the smell inhabits her body to the point where you walk by her and you can smell her unchy cunchy punani. Funky NA-NA is not Ill NA-NA. As far as males are concerned, it is importante to cleanse as well cause you do not want to piss off your girlfriend either. Uncleanliness can halt all sexual escapades.

Another interesting discussion is whether or not head is necessary. Does it play a role in the relationship? How often should head be performed? A lot of people have a hard time pleasuring their mate in this manner in fear of what others will think. Women do not like to suck a dick and men do not like to munch on that pussy. Plain and simple - but more people do it than people who do not. It is becoming as common as the Ipod trend. Everyone has to do it. But can a relationship function without it. Is foreplay and regular sex enough to satisfy two people? That question has been debated on. I think that eventually one will want oral sex if they have never gotten it from their mate. I am not really going to comment on this but I will say this....I am a person who believes in the word reciprocate. Look it up if you do not know what it means. I believe in it, but given the situation I might not reciprocate. Some people believe head is necessary in the relationship, others do not, where do you stand.