Thursday, April 28, 2005

Relationship 202: SEXpectations One

I have fantasies on occasion. Some of the thoughts that go through my head are occasionally about sex. I look at a fine woman sometimes and wonder what she looks like without her clothes on. I cannot help it, I am a young adult male, whose hormones are racing even still after puberty and all that other mumbo jumbo that one learns in Health class. I think that after all of the fantasies and dreams that I still have this expectation that sex will be like what I see in Booty Talk and Keepin It Real. The sweating and moaning and all that. However, sex is a little more sacred than that. In the previous encounters that I have had, there has been with some passion. Some feeling of butterflies in the stomach and no one had to pay me to make sure my dick was hard for an hour and a half so I could make sure that I came right on cue. I needed no direction as to how to perform and satisfy my girlfriends. But I have come to a point where I want more than just sex. I want a relationship that propels me to thank GOD once again for his goodness. I have yet to see many women on this campus worthy of what they call a "Good Man." Yes, we are still growing as individuals, but, the media has brainwashed into thinking that what we will end up with is something on the front of Sports Illustrated, Playboy, and all of the other magazines that portray skin as their subject. My friend, Lauren, recently told me that many women are not ready for men of value and substance, which seems to be a phrase that I adopted. They cannot handle a man who has his head screwed on correctly (tightened and bolted) nor can they comprehend the fact that all men are not dogs and that all men are not just out for the hunt. I am sure there are some good men out here on this campus. I consider myself a Good Man, who wants a quality relationship with a Good Woman. This however is an expectation of mine. Whether this will ring true while I am in this hellhole called Howard - that is another story. Immaturity seems to spread its venom within the young ladies on this campus. Immaturity is very powerful, almost as powerful as the feeling of trying all the Kama Sutra positions listed in that sex guide some of us have sitting on our wooden desks in our dorm rooms or the sex toys the women buy to pleasure themselves or the Booty Talks and Debbie Does Dallas' us men watch. I watch porn, so do not get the impression by any means that I have sworn off porn because what man does that. People just have not grown up to where I am at this point in time. They need to get on my level. A lot of people say that they are grown & sexy yet do not know what either word means. Most people who claim to be grown & sexy are living in a delusional world known as bullshit. That is a great world except for the fact that bullshit is just that - bullshit. What kind of expectations do you have for your relationships? Women are you willing to settle for an average Joe? Fellas, are you willing to fuck an average Bonquisha? I highly doubt it. But then we are faced with another powerful element - loneliness. This is very powerful, almost to the point where it can overtake our existence completely. Because of this loneliness we come to accept anything and that is pronounced NE THINN. We need to stop settling for the hamburger when we can get the whole roast. We are worth better than that. What are your SEXpectations? Are you willing to just take anything to satisfy your hunger of the moaning and groaning and sweat or do you think you deserve more? By more I mean, unconditional romance and the passion that comes with a satisfying relationship. We all want sex. Sex is what makes the world go round, but often times we get hung up on how frequently we do it instead of who we do it with.

Think this was good....get ready for SEXpectations Two.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Relationship 201: What Goes On Behind Closed Doors Stays Behind Closed Doors

Continuing in the relationship series.....

There are things that one should and should not do when in the bedroom. I have decided to discuss bedroom ettiquette (I think that is spelled correctly). Bedroom ettiquette is extremely important. If the right things are not done, they can ruin the mood. Some like soft jazz or R&B music. Others like complete silence. Some enjoy foreplay with strawberries, whip cream and chocolate syrup. Some do not. Whatever works for you is what counts. The key is making it work for you. All of these things fall under ettiquette. They do because one must know what they want and how they are going to do whatever it is they are going to do. I started to remove myself from writing this considering how one sex is such a touchy subject to some individuals. There is this what goes on behind closed doors stays behind closed doors attitude. But given the fact that I am on this relationship discussion kick - I thought why not. Yesterday, a friend of mine informed me of a friend of hers, which is a female, informed her that she was in the proces of receiving oral sex from a guy and she got to the climactic point and thought she was climaxing, however, she was peeing. So the guy ended up with urine in the mouth. That is bad bedroom ettiquette. Use the bathroom before deciding to hop in the sack. The female then decided to buy the guy flowers as to make up for the ammonia breath he had after going down on her. I was informed that female bladders do not shut off like they do in the male. It's the luck of the draw when performing oral sex on a female. You never know what might end up in your mouth. Personal hygiene is also important. It is important both for males and females to cleanse thoroughly with soap. There are many to choose from: Zest, Lever 2000, Dial, etc. The last thing anyone wants to do is to smell your stuff when you are about to engage in knockin boots (H-Town reference there). Funky private parts are not what's good in the streets. My other friend, DeAndrea says that there is something about a woman's private parts when she ain't scrub-a-dub-dubbed down there - it's the most funky thing on earth and the smell inhabits her body to the point where you walk by her and you can smell her unchy cunchy punani. Funky NA-NA is not Ill NA-NA. As far as males are concerned, it is importante to cleanse as well cause you do not want to piss off your girlfriend either. Uncleanliness can halt all sexual escapades.

Another interesting discussion is whether or not head is necessary. Does it play a role in the relationship? How often should head be performed? A lot of people have a hard time pleasuring their mate in this manner in fear of what others will think. Women do not like to suck a dick and men do not like to munch on that pussy. Plain and simple - but more people do it than people who do not. It is becoming as common as the Ipod trend. Everyone has to do it. But can a relationship function without it. Is foreplay and regular sex enough to satisfy two people? That question has been debated on. I think that eventually one will want oral sex if they have never gotten it from their mate. I am not really going to comment on this but I will say this....I am a person who believes in the word reciprocate. Look it up if you do not know what it means. I believe in it, but given the situation I might not reciprocate. Some people believe head is necessary in the relationship, others do not, where do you stand.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Relationship 103: Lovers & Friends

Welcome to Lovers & Friends, another blog in the relationship series. Now that I have revealed the ten types of individuals, I shall move on to the concept of lovers and friends because it seems to be a sensitive subject. Can friends be lovers? Can lovers break up and still be friends? Both questions have answers that are yes and no. Some believe that once the romantic boundary is crossed in a friendship and it does not go over so well, that the friendship will somehow fall apart. Others believe the best lovers are friends. I believe the latter because friendships are built over the course of many years. Typically, there is a strong bond between the two and they can withstand anything including bad sex, harsh breath, etc. There is a process at making a friend yours, however. I have used this technique before and it has done wonders. I refrain from using it now because I believe things need to happen naturally, but that does not mean it may not work for you. Getting a friend to become your lover can be a challenge if you have not yet figured out the type of person you are dealing with. Figure that out first because seeking a relationship with a person like you is harder because that person has the same qualities as you. Give the friend the space they need first. This is kind of easy considering you will not talk or see the friend everyday. Let the friend come to you. If by chance, befriend a friend of theirs. This is always good because his/her friends will start to discuss you in conversation. Next, start a game where you play into their emotions. Take one step forward and make them believe you are interested and then do something to deter their suspicions. Too much effort or attention that you pay towards them will confuse them. You always want your friend to come to you, never the other way around. It is always effective to go on about your business and concentrate on other things with your motives in mind. Finally, swoop in for the kill because typically once you have shown interest in the friend and stepped away, they will come back. This always occurs. Often times though, one does not settle their mind on just one person and they end up having to choose between two friends or two potential mates. The choice ultimately is up to the person, however, based on the statement: friends make the best lovers, it would be wise to choose the friend as the person you lay down next to at night than some other substitute or replica because typically, you only chose that person because you could not get the friend. You have a lot to offer that friend and they have a lot to offer you. You should exhibit to the friend your qualities and make them interested in more than a friendship. This technique worked. I met this girl named Vanessa in junior high and I casually played this game with her and we ended up becoming boyfriend and girlfriend. We did end up breaking up and going our seperate ways but I do talk to her on occasion and our friendship is still as strong now as it was back in junior high. Just be careful when proceeding with this game because the heart is not to be toyed with. Emotions are apart of the soul. They are apart of us and people do not like to be played or toyed with. There is nothing like a lonely heart or a fatal attraction to ruin a friendship. Proceed with caution.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Relationship 102: Welcome To The Longest Blog

I have taken two long hard days to write such a blog specifically thinking about what I was going to write about. I thought about it and decided to pick up where Relationship 101 left off, although, it was kind of aways back. You might have to pull it from the posts and re-read it, however, I doubt it because this blog will be long enough for you to get what I was trying to get across to you, the reader. First, if you are reading this then you know that it will be the longest blog I've written thus far or one that I am making longer than many others have been. This blog might and probably will anger individuals who are my friends, but that is what I am in the business of doing. I am consciously doing this and I believe that it needed to be written. Since I somehow have been deemed the doctor of love, K-Love, that is I figured I'd better get to working. Yes, I have declared that I am sick of it, but I actually am thinking about pursuing a career in psychology. So....welcome to Relationship 102. Hold on tight it might be a bumpy ride. I begin with relationships. Relationships, hmm, I have been in a few, probably less than most think. Why? Because relationships require work that I am not quite ready to put in yet. I sometimes wonder why it is so needy for young adults like myself to have a desire to be in a relationship. Yes, we all want companionship, however, what you want is not always what you need. We all want love. Love that is patient, love that is kind, a love that protects and trusts, puts smiles and joy in our hearts. But most of us are not willing to work for that love otherwise we'd be in relationships. Well, I take that back one of my friends here at Howard is in a relationship and from what I can tell they are quite happy together. Another one of my friends is dealing with the decision to pursue a female he tried to pursue once before. Another is struggling with liking two females and from what I see, he just might be settling for one because he is concerned about what will happen with the other. Which brings up my point about young adults being ready for loving relationships that we only dream of. All of us seek this loving relationship, but do we really find it at this stage in life? Another one of my friends is getting married in due time and another is currently in the process of forming a relationship although she swore off Howard men. All of my friends seem to want what they deserve - loving relationships that they can enjoy for a long period of time. However, what they fail to see is that things have to happen gradually. With time, things happen. Love does not occur over night and neither can a good relationship. Again wanting something is not always what you need. Be careful about jumping into things too early because often times it is not always what it's cracked up to be. We sometimes look at the outer appearance and govern ourselves accordingly. Our desires come out. We seem to prey on the beautiful and fine individuals running around. But appearances are deceiving. As far as my friend who is thinking about re-pursuing a female that he tried to pursue once again, he claims that he is worried because it seems as though he cannot read the pursuee actions or motives, but from what I have observed, he is afraid of being scorned. I can relate, however, if he does not do anything, he'll regret it and always wonder what if. Our desires become a hunger that we need to feed. As far as my friend who is caught up between the choice of the two women, my thoughts on this are that he is more interested in one and will choose the other. I think he should pursue the one he is feeling a little more, because some women do enjoy the chase and women who are preoccupied with work tend to have little time for relationships. For my friend who has sworn off HU men, yet is currently in discussion with one, I say that that relationship could potentially work out, but there will always be a nagging fear - and if the friend is reading this then the friend knows what fear I am referring to. Relationships are very interesting and fascinating. They are what give us pleasure and desire. We rely on our heart to guide us in the right direction towards a loving soul mate. We often move too quickly and later regret our choices because what you want is not always what you need. I learned that the hard way. At one point, I just wanted a relationship and it ended up being one of the worst choices I have ever made in my life. I did not think about the consequences of my choice and thought with my pianis instead of my mind. I was pressed for some companionship and to this day I cannot believe I ever rushed things. So I say do not rush things, let things happen naturally. Often times, we want love so bad that we make hasty decisions. We meet that perfect person or what we view as the perfect mate and are often blinded by what is really standing in front of us. Your pursuee may smell good, look good, but may not be good for you. Love is a waiting game most of the time because typically the person we get into a relationship do we rearely end up with, which is why it is very important to get to know the person before making the decision to pursue them like a vulture. Who am I to really give advice though? I have only been in a few relationships. What do I really know about love? Not too much, all of this is just what I've observed. People are easy to read when you have long discussions with them. You just have to talk to them long enough to really get to know what kind of person you are dealing with. There are eight types of individuals that typically cross your path: 1) The Pretender - this person pretends, plain and simple. Usually this person is up to no good and is usually out to scheme on you; 2) The Hedon - this person is more concerned with the good life, they pride themselves on having good experiences, yet underneath the exterior, pleasure excites them and they do not need relationships to make them happy; 3) The Lone - this person is never satisfied with being alone and always awaiting companionship and someone to overwhelm them with romance; 4) The Crusher - this person is one who seeks attention from others to boost their ego if they are not the center of attention, they are easily angered; 5) The Analyzer - although by the title, one might think they analyze everything, however, this person cannot decide what to do in situations. They rely on others to decide for them or base their decisions on the advice of others. 6) The Actor - this person cannot stand being idle or bored, they also tend to enjoy causing drama and they use this drama to their advantage; 7) The Baby - these individuals are caught up with their outward appearances and are more focused on what others think of them; they sometimes use past experiences to predict future experiences and they fear rejection; 8) The Counselor - this person is always thinking hard about things, they tend to give advice to others and always tend to want to help others instead of solving their own problems. Most people have qualities of more than one, however, deep down their personality rests on the description of one of these eight. For example, I consider myself more of a Hedon, however, I have counselor qualities. Which one of you? You may read them and decide you are not any, but I highly doubt it. There are two more tha you may coincide with. They are the Impudent - an individual who is witty and works on the minds of others to aid in their personal gain and is very extreme in relationships and is the most desirable by both men and women. The other one is Fascinator, this person is usually hard to pinpoint because he/she is always hard to read. They are often elusive and sometimes take on the qualities of each individual type. These are observations that I have made and have come up with because I have come across all 10 of these. An ex-friend of mine in my opinion is a crusher. Crushers are usually thought of to be sociopaths. Everyone likes attention do not get me wrong, but often people cling to Crushers, whereas they are inticed by a Pretender or a Hedon. There are many fascinators in the world and because they are hard to read, you will not know a fascinator until you have fallen prey to them. A person knows if he/she is a fascinator because they pride themselves on being elusive and enjoy being the subject of discussion because no one can say anything about them. So by now you have probably figured out which one you are. There are positives and negatives to each one. I will go into further discussion in one of the next blogs. But for now, I bid you farewell. For homework, I advise you to take relationships slow because what you want is not always what you need. Okay maybe this blog wasn't as long as I thought.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

THE HEART OF THE MATTER

The name of this is the heart of the matter. When you get right down to it, what is life all about? Why are we here on this Earth? What is God's or for all the non-believers out there was HIS plan? I began to think about these questions. Do not ask me why, I just did. I was in my room for a brief moment before my Advanced Radio Class partly because I missed my Marketing class for the fourth time this semester. I pulled out my trusty iPod...you know the one that crashed about a week ago. I have filled it up to about 500 songs so far. It's good enough for now. I started listening to some Miles Davis and his style is very good. It's good spring music. So I continued to think about other things. For example, why women somehow only see me as a friend? Why I seem to be more mature than others around here? Why is it that I have my shit together and others do not? I came across some information today that blew me away. Two pieces of information. And I began to wonder what is it all about? Really, why am I attending HU? Why am I not in the Bahamas chillin on the beach sippin a virgin drink? You know I do not drink. What is it about me that makes me, me? These questions are mind-boggling when you actually think about it. I think a lot probably because there is so much to think about it. Thoughts are endless. The heart of the matter. Well first what is the matter? What is what? Why was what invented? See what happens when you think of things. The matter seems to be what is my purpose? I seem to be taking up space in my dorm. Why do I have a select group of friends? What led me to choose them as friends? Why do I not have a real love interest? Why is senior year fastly approaching and I have yet to really explore DC? I really sat and thought today, which is something I haven't done in a long time. Miles Davis will do that to you. Well, any jazz for that matter. Jazz is so improvisational, kind of like life one day is so different from the other. One morning you may get up and have time to make waffles and the next you may be rushing to your class. Things are so up in the air. I do know where I want to go in life. I want to be in entertainment law and out of the district. Why you ask? Because the district has not really brought me anything that I see useful in my existence. GOD's plan put me @ Howard University, and for the most part I have had a good experience except in the love department. That is a department still needing assitance partly because women seem to see me only as their confidant and friend, therapist and anything else but their man. I somehow seem to ward off other females because they look @ me like I am the gum on the sidewalk whenever I walk past them. I can't even say hi without them ignoring me. These are all things I thought about today before Advanced Radio Production. For a good hour and a half too. I have never thought so long about anything. Well, yes I have, but not something like this. As I sitting here writing this, Miles Davis plays once again as the sun begins to set. I casually glance out the window and wonder if I somehow have been cursed in the love department. The Pan Piper by Miles Davis really has an interesting rhythm. Why did Miles Davis choose to compose such a complex melody? Why am I feeling this song so much? It's more than 40 years old. I wasn't even born when he wrote this melody. I seem to be more and more focused now. Focused in thought. Thinking. Thinking of all of these things that I have written thus far in this blog. By the way, did you know blog is becoming a trend? Yep. Miles Davis' song has ended and now the iPod has switched to Brian McKnight's One Last Cry, which is one of my favorite slow jams of all time. I have to turn it off because I am sad. Sad because I am all alone on a Wednesday night. I have friends and all but I am getting fed up with being nothing more than that to females on this campus. I guess things can only get worse before they get better. Why is that? Why have I not stopped this song? Why have I not charged my iPOD? Why have I not ended this blog? Why did I even start a blog to begin with? Why do I continue to be lonely night after night while people tell me about their romantic escapades? Why ask why? And I still haven't stopped the song. Why haven't I ended this blog? WHY? I guess that is the burning question at the heart of the matter. Whatever that may be. I don't know you tell me because if I keep on this blog may never end. - No poignant life has many parts one liners in this part.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Eggs In A Basket

The most interesting thing about making the first move towards anything more than a friendship is that you have decided to put all of your eggs in one basket. Occasionally, the eggs break and sometimes they hatch. There is this typical assumption that men approach women and not the other way around. What is it about human nature that makes the female species think she is just all that, where she does not have to do anything as far as taking a friendship to 2nd base? I wanted to pull out my psychology book from Freshman year but I sold it to HUB for $50, so the answer is going to have to come from what I have noticed. Women have this notion that everyone wants them - everyone. Every man wants to fuck them and every woman wants to look like them. They could be the finest thing on this earth or as ugly as dung, but this is what I have noticed especially on this campus, considering how this is the one I reside on. There are a few bold women out there woman enough (you know they always talk about how men aren't bold enough or man enough to do shit) to walk up to someone they are attracted to and get them digits. It happens like less than 20 % of the time however. Partly because they feel like they are the shit and do not need to. But you can tell the bold women out there. They are the ones on the yard not showing their stretch marks and ass cheeks. These are women who I call women with substance and value. That is a new phrase I have adopted. A woman who is attractive can look good in anything she wears be it a skirt or pants. Typically, the woman showing stretch marks and ass cheeks is the woman who needs to tuck those away underneath a sweater and some pants. Now I love nice juicy asses like the next man, but I like to think of myself as a man who enjoys all parts of the woman including her mind. Personality and looks mean a lot to me. Having an airhead girlfriend is not someone you can bring home to mommy.

I can only imagine how the woman must feel as she struts her stuff across campus. She is like prey and what is even more interesting is that she wants to be preyed upon. 99.9 % of women automatically think that when a man says hello that he is trying to get between them legs. However, that is not always the case, at least not until later. Women forget that It takes 2 to tango. 2 to have sex. 2 to knock boots. 2 to fuck. All of those fragments say basically the same things, I just wanted to bring it down to your level. Whatever it may be. It is all a game of desire. Who can play on whose desires the longest? How long can a woman play games? How long can a male play games? The flirting, the looks, the glances (well those are same as looks), all come into play in this desire game. But do we all really have time for this? Our time could be spent on focusing on what we are going to eat for dinner or what we are going to be doing for the summer. There are so many other things that we could be spending our time on. I say realize what you want and go for it. Just do not put all of your eggs in one basket because more than likely those eggs will get stolen or broken and you will be left to clean up the mess. Yolk and egg whites are a lot to clean up and anyone who has ever made breakfast - not continental - knows this. Men go for a woman with substance and ladies go for a man with substance. You should be able to bring your girlfriend/boyfriend home to mommy. If not, then you should rethink who you snuggle up next to at night.

Life has many parts, can you break them?

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Conclusion To The Last Blog Whose Title Needs To Be Changed Because It Has Nothing To Do With Anything

So relationships are something that everyone can have right. They are a few dinners and movies away right. Some flowers and candy, cards and butterflies. If they are so good to have then why are so many people single? I think that a lot of it has to do with the fact that no one wants to put work into their relationships. We all preach about what kind of mate we want yet when one comes along, it seems like we hit a blocker. Many of my friends as well as myself have experienced this. Why is it so hard for people to grasp ahold of a relationship? Sure they are hard work but anything worth having at all is worth working for. I shout out Betty Wright on that one. You probably do not know who she is. She was a 70s signer who made it big with juke joint music. Her biggest hit was Tonight Is The Night. There are so many people I know that want a relationship and their potential boyfriend/girlfriend acts "iffy," or is hard to read? Do we really need to play elementary school games? This isn't 6th grade people where you ponder over sharing your lunch with your crush. We are in college, either you like someone or you do not. I have never seen such chaos (funny and humorous chaos though) in my life. I used to think it was me that was the one holding back, however, I came to the conclusion that is it not me, but my potential mate and the many females on this campus who do not really know what they want. I know it is kind of hard to think of what one wants in a relationship @ 20 but if you think hard enough, you'll know. And what is even more interesting is around this time of the year is when females start to get desperate (well some females). They begin to do all sorts of things to attract your attention. I guess there is something in the air or in the water they bathe in that has them doing all sorts of things. Once again the enter key is malfunctioning. Life has many parts, relationships are apart of these parts.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

The sun is shining. Spring is here and there are about 2 weeks left of class. It is a time when everyone chills and struts across the yard. It is also a time when there are probate shows and Resfest. I am going to the step show tonight - which will be the only resfest event I've attended. I think that was bad English. My breakfast consisted of Tropicana Fruit Punch. I need to go to the grocery store, but that probably will not occur til the weekend. I am now in a state of peace and relaxation. I was driving myself crazy trying to still figure out why romance is lacking in my life. I had a discussion with a friend of mine and she told me that there is not too much to choose from on HU's campus. I told her that maybe I am setting my standards too high. Am I looking for the perfect girl even though I know that no one is perfect? Is there something wrong with me? All of these questions I have asked myself at least once or twice only to come up short. I came to the conclusion that there is no reason to start a relationship considering summer is when relationships fall apart because of seperation. So I decided to kick back and chill and not wrack my brain about why romance is lacking in my life. Okay so, the enter button is not working yet again. I need a new computer. I am debating on whether I will become another satisfied PC customer or an Apple kid. What do ya think? Should I invest in a powerbook or stick with an HP or a Dell. I have never owned an Apple, but they do have slick products and they do offer discounts to students. Either way by senior year, I will have a new computer. I will be here this summer, taking Finance and Speech. With any luck I will be working @ WHUR again like last summer but I am not going to worry about that because I have put that into GOD's hands and hopefully HE will take care of it one way or another. I need to submit the application for the summer because I most likely will be residing in the Towers, moreso because I am too lazy to try and move my stuff somewhere else. Why bother if I can stay here? I mean sure my account will see a dip, but it is out of convenience (that does not look like it is spelled right either). I recently purchased Season 9 of Friends - which is crack. That phrase is catching on...why I don't know. Crack is not for the faint at heart. It's cheap and addicting but does not do anything but destroy your body, so why are people saying that phrase like it is the shit. - Life has many parts, part are a subordinates of life. I just recently learned about subordinates in Cognition, that's where that came form.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

That's What Is Hot In The Streets

I guess you just gotta deal with stuff that comes your way, or at least that is what I have been told. Through all the ups & downs that happen throughout life, you would think that there would be more ups than downs, but that is not the case usually, which is why you have to just deal. I think that was a television show, if I remember correctly that came on NBC on Saturday mornings after Hang Time. Now that is throwback - well not quite. So I am sitting in the radio station today eating a Double Cheeseburger and fries from McDonalds (Lunch of Champions) and everyone is discussing the ATL trip. I mean it was the shit, but still that was 3 days ago, talk about something else. Apparently there were many things that went down on the trip that no one or @ least many of us did not even know went down. All I am going to say is that some females are straight up hoes and sluts. That is sad because the Black woman is worth more than a cheap fuck or to exercise her jaw muscles. Any woman is worth more than that. I mean sure sex both orally and physical is enjoyable, however, do these activities with your soul mate. Engaging in hoish and smut behavior is what's hot in the streets. I am not going to say any names because there is no point of it, but for all reading this Howard got some straight up slores runnin round here and Lord only knows what they have - what being the operative word.

I made a commercial for Cluck U chicken and I damn proud of it and why shouldn't I be...it took 3 hours to do. Just listening to it makes my mouth water for some wingers with Atomic or Nuclear sauce. Unfortunately, I am too lazy to walk up there and too lazy to pick up my phone which has been charging for awhile now. It was off the hook for so long, it has not fully recharged. But I think there is something wrong because it has not fully charged and it has been over a week now. So tonight I did a radio show with my friend, Chrissy. It is similar to "Secrets," which is a radio show that I do two days a week but haven't done in about a month and a half because my co-hosts be on some other shit and be lunchin. I guess that's wat is good in the streets too.

I am exiting now by way of the Trap.

Last songs to play on the iPod....

Gucci Mane - Icy
Ludacris - Large Amounts
John Legend - Number One
Alicia Keys - Slow Down
Britney Spears - Toxic
Mike Jones - Juicy Freestyle
Stat Quo - Like That
50 Cent - Candy Shop
Jojo - Not That Kind of Girl
311 - Amber

Life has many parts....you gotta floss and stunt them parts.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Part 6 Will Be The Longest Blog

The year is almost over...and next year I'll be a senior. Time really does fly --- it really does. I never used to listen to my mother tell me how quick college would go by and to make the best of them. With that said, I have decided to remain in college as long as I can....which means I'll be here in the spring of 06. To celebrate, I am going to sip some hypno and Malibu rum @ every chance I get (hint the pic on the facebook). Today, I only had one class and I read the Hilltop during class and listened to my iPod, which crashed before I went to ATL. I have approximately 450 songs on it compared to the 3000 or so I had on it b4 it crashed. When this goes out, I will be purchasing a Dell Jukebox. I have listened to Common and Mariah Carey's new cds over and over. If you get a chance to listen to either check out Common's "Go," which features John Mayer and Mariah Carey's "Shake It Off." Both tracks are good.

The wind was on some other stuff today. Ignit gusts seemed to be breeze through me as I walked across campus. I stopped by the radio station and kicked it with my homegirl, Texas Toast. She told me about some nigga she knew who got jumped on Howard's campus during the probate show on Friday. How sad and triflin is that? - That someone did not even notice that some nigga was getting beat to the white meat. Where was campus police during all of this? I mean sure they have water guns and toy badges, but still. It's a damn shame that Howard is not more protected so things like this do not happen.

I keep finding money in the towers. Last semester I found a $50 bill and I've found many a 20 this semester. I just seem to keep running across Jackson quite often lately. I guess I have extremely good luck.

Do you believe in tarot? Numerology? Astrology? I have come to take that with a grain of salt. Although, I did run a numerology test on myself and it revealed some things that were quite on point about my personality so I have reason to take it for more than a teaspoon of Morton. The girl with the umbrella ain't got nuttin on dem numbas. I think I will refer to numerology more often because it is quite interesting. I do not need to visit Madames or call Miss Cleo who by the way is out of commission @ the moment to get some reassurance that things in my life will come, but an occasional numerology reading or the flip of some tarot (pronounced TAROH not TEARROT) can't do me any harm. Is my writing too much for you? I have been told it is inflammatory. Too inflammatory to write for the school newspaper. I mean I like to be sarcastic and rude, those are traits that I like to include in my writing. I think I could pull off writing for the Hilltop because I have gotten oral comments from people about my blogs saying that they are entertaining and humorous. And you know what the numerology report I ran on myself said I would make a good writer, well what do ya know?

I have been on an ice cream kick for the past 2 weeks. I have tried many flavors and have come to the conclusion that I prefer Breyer's over all of the others. I am a strawberry ice cream fan as well as Peaches and Cream. I am speaking of Breyer's regular. Not light or any concoction with candy. Those are not true Breyer's All Natural. BTW All-Natural is not all-natural. According to Fast Food Nation, it is far from it. I still enjoy digesting all sorts of additives and preservatives and fucking up my intestines and stomach track. I wonder what the doctors would find if they really examined my insides.

Last few songs to play on my iPod were....

TI - Chillin With My Bitch
Ludacris - Pimpin All Over The World
Aya - Sean
Blink 182 - Always
Kem - I Can't Stop Loving You
Toni Braxton - Please
Thievery Corporation - Samba Tranquille
Brian McKnight - Love of My Life
Bob Marley - Could You Be Loved
Steele Pulse - Chant A Psalm
Blaze - Whatchu Call Dat
Common - Go
Moe Betta - My Life
Fabolous - Baby
Broadway Mill - Wassup

DON'T FALL INTO THE TRAP....and be on that chipage!

Life has many parts, the sun is shining, maybe some will melt away.

Monday, April 11, 2005

backfromatl

I am back folks, back from ATL. It was a good trip and we all acted an ass. No one really wanted to leave, which is something that my friend, Lauren, said would happen once we got there. Since what happened in ATL, stays there I am not going to get into anything really, except for the fact that people @ the station love to create unecessary drama and confusion; people were on that shittage on the bus ride there and other universities really have a hard time with HU negrAs. I bought 3 mixtapes which all are crunk as hell. One night, I met this fine ass chick, who is in an upcoming music group called EyeCandy. ATL was an experience. I was tempted to drink because niggas was gettin drunk like my nigga Pizo, who had a drinking bucket. Shoutouts 2 Willie Dynamite Kaboom Bitches for takin all that Hen and Bacardi 2 the head all 3 nights in a row.
I thought about making a move on one of the girls @ the station - but there is too much drama, so I'ma think about it. Spelman College is a closed campus, WTF???? Clark Atlanta is a boring campus, with a bunch of in the words of my professor, STARS spelled backwards. Figure that one out LMAO. There were highlights of the trip and they were: the bum who had a sick flow - "Niggas got the game twisted, the game twisted..." LOL to that; there was this girl from TSU who got up during one of the symposiums and got crunk with the host of it telling him not to answer her questions til she was finished; and finally Gladys Knight's Chicken & Waffles, which is crack.
I slept through all my classes today and I am still tired and probably will be. I got bus lag. But I am definitely goin 2 go back 2 ATL sooner rather than later. People are a little nicer than they are up here which is saying a lot considering no one is really nice up here. Shoutouts to the head of Black College Radio who has a hyeena laugh that will have u fallin out of ur chair. On that note, I am finished with my blog now. You can close this and go on about your day.

Don't fall in THE TRAP. (inside joke only a few peeps know)

Life has many parts, the enter key which is a part of the keyboard is finally working.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

6 aka Seis aka VI

A little bit of randomness is always appreciated, especially considering life is hard. So, yesterday, we threw a surprise birthday party for my friend, Lauren, and my friend, Shani and I were in charge of pizza so we decided to get some from a neighborhood pizza place. Here is the random thing: there are 3 jumbo slice pizza places. They are: The Original Jumbo Slice, The Real Original Jumbo Slice and Jumbo Slice. It is hard to tell which one came first since they all have the same title. Well, Shani and I came to the conclusion that the Real Original was the first because there was a sign in the window that said: First Oldest Original Jumbo Slice. It was very funny. Lauren's party was fun and she was surprised as shit, so much so that she dropped her fa-fillion dollar Coach bag on the floor, which apparently is something you do not do to a fa-fillion dollar Coach bag. My computer is finally fixed. Of course, I had to install mad spyware jawnts like Anti-Spyware Beta 1, System Inoculator and Symantec Firewall Plus. So now my computadora runs smoothly. I have not had any viruses or spyware(s) on my computadora since I did all that. No more browser hijacker or mspn32 virus, which clones itself by the way so you need to watch out for that one. I recently listened to Mariah Carey's new album which is addicting. Will Smith's new cd is good too, although, he is real mad. Mad @ the fact that his none of his recordings have been played on the radio. The only one that people recognize is Summertime. You should cop it or download it. I am packing for the trip 2 ATL. It should be interesting. I am looking forward to seeing a friend of mine from Spelman, who I haven't seen since high school. I guess I should pack some jimmy hats (J.I.C.) - you neva know. Final thought: last week in church, the pastor, said "These people nowadays wear all this Blink Blink, is it Blink Blink or Bling Bling?" I was crackin up. Blink Blink - HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA. Just thought I would mention that. If you ever need to get some spiritual nourishment in I suggest you stop by Greater Mount Calvary Church on Rhode Island Ave and experience a breakthrough. That chuuuch is off da chiznain. Okay so I cannot press enter for some reason so I'll end it like this - Life has many parts, yes, Lord, it does.